Sad Quotes

Valentine’s day is all about putting a smile on someone you care about. Is the perfect occasion to tease your lover with the naughty humor of these Valentine’s Day quotes. Sometimes you want to be bold and move away from the traditional valentine’s practice where all people want to send are plain love quotes. Sometimes you want to send a valentines message to just a friend or family which is not necessarily mushy. You want to make it funny, enjoyable and adventurous and you just know they will love it. There is nothing that does the trick more than to throw bits of humor in it that will leave the receiver completely cracked. It can either be sick humor or plain humor depending on the recipient. We will show you just how to bring out the joke without comprising on the theme of the day with our list of funny valentine’s day quotes. If you want to win your lover’s heart, use humor.

Love is a game that two can play and both win. – By Eva Gabor
Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – By Charles M. Schulz

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – By Tracy Smith
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – By Hilaire Belloc
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – By Author Unknown

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.- By Maya Angelou
Love Quotes for Him
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. – By Groucho Marx
Love Quotes for Her
It is impossible to love and be wise. – By Francis Bacon
Valentine’s Day Wishes
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. – By Fred Allen
Valentine’s Day Love Notes
It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. – By Ally McBeal
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – By Ingrid Bergman
Love – By a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. – By Author Unknown
Valentine’s Day Love Cards
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – By Lynda Barry
Love is being stupid together. – By Paul Valery
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – By Judith Viorst

The written word is truly an amazing thing.

With the help of it we can record out innermost thoughts and spread them if we like.

With the help of the written word we can look far, far back into time, through the decades, the centuries and, yes, even the millennias.

Today I would like to look back into the past and see what the wise people who have walked on this earth can tell us about happiness and how to uncover it.

No matter if you live today or lived two thousand years ago.

This is 101 of the most inspiring, touching and helpful thoughts from the past on happiness.

“Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
Buddha
“Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.”
Unknown
“To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.”
Albert Camus
“If you want happiness for an hour — take a nap.’
If you want happiness for a day — go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year — inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime — help someone else.”
Chinese Proverb
“The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.”
Ashley Montagu
“Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make changes as YOU see fit – not because you think someone else wants you to be different.”
Stacey Charter
“It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.”
Dale Carnegie
“It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.”
Lucille Ball
“Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”
Winnie the Pooh
“There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.”
Epictetus
“We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.”
Frederick Keonig
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.”
Thich Nhat Hanh
“Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.”
Eskimo Proverb
“To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness.”
Mary Stuart
“There are more things to alarm us than to harm us, and we suffer more often in apprehension than reality.”
Seneca
“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Happy people plan actions, they don’t plan results.”
Dennis Waitley
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
Mahatma Gandhi
“The only joy in the world is to begin.”
Cesare Pavese
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”
Oscar Wilde
“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
Marthe Troly-Curtin
“Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon”
Winnie the Pooh
“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”
Herman Cain
“What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.”
Confucius
“There is only one cause of unhappiness: the false beliefs you have in your head, beliefs so widespread, so commonly held, that it never occurs to you to question them.”
Anthony de Mello
“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.”
Dalai Lama
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”
Helen Keller
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
Aristotle
“It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.”
Seneca
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.”
Marcel Pagnol
“If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree, there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling in the world.”
Joseph Addison
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
“Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt
“The pleasure which we most rarely experience gives us greatest delight.”
Epictetus
“It’s been my experience that you can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will.”
L.M. Montgomery
“Happiness is acceptance.”
Unknown
“The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does.”
James M. Barrie
“We begin from the recognition that all beings cherish happiness and do not want suffering. It then becomes both morally wrong and pragmatically unwise to pursue only one’s own happiness oblivious to the feelings and aspirations of all others who surround us as members of the same human family. The wiser course is to think of others when pursuing our own happiness.”
Dalai Lama
“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.”
Dr. Robert Anthony
“The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others.”
Aesop